Monday 2:00 PM · 45 min · 204 F (Fl, 4, Bld 2)

How to Have The Slowest Rails App Ever

Is your Rails application just too fast? Do you wish it was slower? Let's investigate the best way to make your app feel like it's running on a Atari 2600 by using all kinds of clever tricks like using ActiveRecord inefficiently, not using resource hints, and copying 1 million+ object collections in memory!

Session format
Talk
Level
Intermediate
Track
Tech Skills

Concurrent sessions

Monday 2:00 PM 45 min General Session (Fl 3, Keynote room, Bl 2)

Upgrading the Ruby Community

  • Pat Allan
  • Talk
  • Introductory and Overview
  • Community

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